“Nou ja. What happens in the heart of Doringbaai does not always stay in Doringbaai, does it? Especially not when it happens at the annual Perlemoen Festival and you’re the local winemaker that everybody knows …

This especially holds true when – in the heat of your post-prandial glow – you decide to launch yourself off the harbour wall, clad only in your underpants. But then, if you’re the boss at ‘Fryers’ Cove Winery’ (or local crayfish king), you don’t give a damn, do you?”

Click below to find out what happened next…